Other managers take note. This is how it’s done.

Watching Blue’s Clues with my 3yo and I have no recollection of a character named Miranda being on the show 🤔 this show was my jam when I was a kid and now I’m like “who the hell is this?” Paramount+ #BluesClues #MagentaHadAnOwner?

After my office mates leave for the day with their calming background music- it’s time for some Foo Fighters radio 🤘🎶🥁🎸

A reminder to the ladies, in 6-8 weeks those Dollar General brand pregnancy tests will be just as effective as the more expensive brand. #PSA #ValentinesDay

Fred Durst: And that’s when I said ‘John Otto, take it to the Matthew’s bridge’ … and then we made an instant classic and named it after a Who song.

Of course the morning after I have a tooth pulled and DON’T need my 3yo to be up and out of the house early is the morning she is wide awake before 6am and can get herself dressed. #toddlers

I think it’s probably just my body not vibing with the time change making me feel like I’m forgetting something but… If I’ve agreed to do something for you today/this week it might be a good time to send me a reminder email 😬

Tell me how getting dental work done was the least stressful part of my week so far. #ParentOfAToddler #MarchSnowstorm #TryingToWorkRemote

I have to know, did Arby’s sue you? BrewStewFilms youtu.be/L7QY0rERpsI

Remembered the time my fiancé jumped in and offered us to contribute 24 snack pack bags of Pirate’s Booty from the classroom snack list because he thought “it was just popcorn”. It was a rude awakening when he realized we were spending $20 and should have just picked strawberries

Rude of my hairdresser to make me feel amazing and have my hair look flawless only to send me off on my own for the next 3-4 months to chase that high with my own products

Just had to immediately google Ted Lasso after watching the newest episode to make sure that wasn’t the series finale

I’m not ready for it to be over 😭😭💔 Ted Lasso

Why yes, I have listened to the new Foo Fighters album three times through already since I download it this morning. #ButHereWeAre

I see you, Gerald Wittenburg and Steven Gill, authors of my Income Tax Fundamentals textbook for this semester 👀🐦🦝🐾🏈👶 Family Guy JG Quintel #RegularShow

Don’t tell me how to live my life #RedBullsAndIcedCoffeesForever

Went to make a quick dinner tonight before my zoom meeting, but when I opened my mashed potatoes they had some weird orange substance on them 🤢 This brand is normally good but I’m not taking my chances tonight #BobEvans