“turn the heat down on that pan!” oh I would but sadly if I don’t complete all tasks as fast as humanly possible I will die

ok but this literally happened to me years before I came out and let me tell u I was NOT READY

the extremely American parental whiplash of being happy & hopeful at 8:30am when u drop your kid off at their new classroom, and then being super angry & sad at 2:30pm because other parents felt that way this morning and now their kids will never come home

not to be a boomer, but maybe not ALL my feelings are valid??? some of them are trash honestly

age gap relationships are SO problematic except when it comes to me & renee rapp

i hope they play hot to go

when your CEO just said a slew of problematic things but u try to stay chill because u love your job & in an hour he’ll be on his way back to Martha’s Vineyard anyway

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

if she mentions the diaper

shhhh NO ONE’S SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

my hot take is that this beloved book is a codependent nightmare