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ely kreimendahl

@elykreimendahl

tv/film writer, comic, queer// 📲 @whenshappyhour1 @betchesluvthis ///🎤🌈 @gayshamecomedy & @podshamespiral!

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“turn the heat down on that pan!” oh I would but sadly if I don’t complete all tasks as fast as humanly possible I will die

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the extremely American parental whiplash of being happy & hopeful at 8:30am when u drop your kid off at their new classroom, and then being super angry & sad at 2:30pm because other parents felt that way this morning and now their kids will never come home

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when your CEO just said a slew of problematic things but u try to stay chill because u love your job & in an hour he’ll be on his way back to Martha’s Vineyard anyway

when your CEO just said a slew of problematic things but u try to stay chill because u love your job & in an hour he’ll be on his way back to Martha’s Vineyard anyway