You will get better quality pictures from an iPhone if you take the picture and then zoom, instead of zooming in first.

If you place an egg in water and it floats, don't consume it. It's bad and should be thrown away. A fresh egg will sink to the bottom.

If two people are having a dispute, the angrier one is usually wrong. This is because anger clouds judgement.

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

When the Swedish considered homosexuality as an illness in the ‘70s, people protested by calling into work sick saying they ‘felt gay.’

“I may be a sub, but I have a dominant side.”

"hey it's me again" -2-ish years RP exp. -New to universe -Writer tends to be inactive, but is nice, I promise :) -Like for a starter -RT?

"Ampora is such a fucking tease..."

//ICP have their own movies? Big Money Hustlers and Big Money Rustlers.

Karkat stood under a mistletoe, not giving two fucks about it cause he doesn't know what it is.

when you swallow your pride and double text but you still get left on read x.com/sadhoeflo/stat…

❝ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴀ ʙᴏᴡ ᴏʀ ᴇʟꜱᴇ❞ — Nᴇᴡ Hᴇʀ Iᴍᴘᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ Cᴏɴᴅᴇꜱᴄᴇɴꜱɪᴏɴ — Sʜᴇ·ꜱ ʀᴜᴅᴇ ᴀꜱ ʜᴇʟʟ — Tɪᴍᴇʟɪɴᴇ Fʟᴇxɪʙʟᴇ — Sᴛɪʟʟ Tʜᴇ Bᴀᴋɪɴɢ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ʀᴛ﹖ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ʙʏ ʏᴏᴜᴋᴏᴍᴊ ᴏɴ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ

"ѕυp нeтeroѕ." •~•~•~•~•~•~• - нoмeѕтυcĸ - #нѕrp | #мvrp - #мυlтιѕнιp w/ cнeм - ι own no arт

"Where's Nathan? The fake Equius?"

Karkat sits in Kankri's lap and starts tickling him. x.com/BloodySermon/s…

"Even in my human form, my ass is big."