mary be like IJBOL (i just birthed our lord)

reading a novella and noticing that the author describes a character (of questionable morals) as living in an apartment that smells bad

Ecclesiastes 1:9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

Find it rather odd when ppl say, "well not everything is Covid" when it's literally the polar opposite that's actually happening: health authorities, docs, the public etc pinning almost nothing on Covid when study after study consistently shows it causing an awful lot of shit.

Bounced by Czechia in the quarter finals two years in a row. Change starts at the top.

if that’s your girl why did she just come up to me on the train & ask me to show her proof of payment???

Just saw someone in a Facebook group unironically use the term "gold star pitbull" to mean a pitbull that has never attacked anyone

“PhD level AI” does it have depression and low earning potential and unemployment because otherwise it's just stolen valour.

just cleansing my energy <3

you DO pull bad bitches if you look a lil gay btw

yes, there’s something inherently Wrong with me that bars me from forming meaningful connections with other people. but i have work tomorrow so i can’t really worry about all that

Good luck to everyone starting the Mark Wahlberg 40-Day Challenge tomorrow

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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

So I taped two 40s to my hands, which was the style at the time

whenever someone has a squatty potty in their bathroom its like damn we’ve got real shitters living here