Paid a deposit and signed the lease for my first solo living venture time to be a big boi

After two weeks my WiFi is finally being installed, thank fuck.

Yall ever wake up and think what a beautiful day to dislocate your shoulder

For the 4th time in less than a year might I add

Living alone really do be hitting different when you have no motivation and all your friends are busy

Finessed Twitter for a year, gone clear

The real inspiration for no way home

Starting to think I have the worlds largest collection of blue slings

Dot cotton was a real gangster

i’m in the uk where’s my fucking buckfast?

The yachts in the Monaco harbour are so so mental

If it’s not nic cage I’ll riot

Watch the #ModernWarfareII Multiplayer Reveal Trailer Now. x.com/CallofDuty/sta…

Fuck it, whole Super Mario Bros movie x.com/OMGitssAshley/…

Me the day

Pooping in Dundee molly malones Can only describe it as an unreal experience

Sure Midlothian to Austin is WAY more than 200 miles