With the right, every accusation is a confession thedailybeast.com/fox-news-edito…

Ah, Sili Valley. Lotsa wealthy who are libertarians until you get a massive bank run. They hill they die on ain't gonna be Sand Hill Road. #SVBBank #SVBCollapse

#Deregulate #banks they said. It'll be fine they said nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id…

My life sucks lately

NAILED IT: “In five years a number of banks will not be around because of blockchain technology.” -Joseph DiPaolo, Signature Bank CEO, 2018 bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Could we blame #DaylightSavingsTime on #dragqueens who are #woke and teach #CriticalRaceTheory so we can get rid of this shit. Thanks, sweeties for taking one for the team.

I asked a doctor, "whats the hardest part of being a pediatric oncologist?" She said it was when the patients turned 18 and they had to kick them out of the pediatric oncology ward.

Conservatives : kids seeing drag shows is awful. This? hmmm. crickets. theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

Feeling cranky

Bidenomics vs. Trump’s failed policies

Secret Service blockades people for 30 minutes at the entrance to the Iowa State Fair, which averages over 100K people on Saturdays every year, to make it appear there is a huge crowd there to see Trump. So much smoke and mirrors.

I love seeing Tesla collapsing, trying to squeeze every dollar out of their customers, screwing them all with massive negative equity, not to mention Elon being a psycho. The customers that bought them are so screwed and their entire identity is wrapped up in the car. But it

My salty comedy take: Jerry Seinfeld just blamed the “extreme left” for why no one makes sitcoms anymore. The extreme left that ruined his preference for dating teenagers in the 90s too. foxnews.com/media/tv-shows…

Alexander: Will you condemn threats of violence against the jurors? Trump VP contender Tom Cotton: I don’t know what obscure website... Alexander: It’s on Trump’s Truth Social. You can condemn that threat can’t you? Cotton: I don’t know what obscure account that was

@ActionMovieKid When did they make "If I Did It" into a movie?

Free Justin! chng.it/MgK6F95cYv

Boomer TV: 1970s TV makes sense when you know we drank lead gas for breakfast

Trump goes green in Florida

Jeselnik has the smart take

I'm dying right now.