Anyone who plays The Sims, could you tell me how to get my butler off the table? She’s been standing on the table for 3 days and debugging isn’t working.

I want to inform everyone that the trend on TikTok where you jump away from the camera to the beat of that one song is way easier in theory than in practice. 😅

Shoutout to my girlfriend for dealing with sensory stuff that I can’t deal with by myself. She’s wonderful. I love her.

Yesterday was our 9 month anniversary. Today we told my mom. She took it so well and we were both really surprised with how well it went. In other news the best part of lesbianism is intentional twinning.

9 days until my sims can own a llama… I’m so impatient

Someday I’ll be able to tell fast food workers that they need to change their gloves and clean the counter so my fiancé doesn’t die without feeling like a burden but today is not that day.

Maybe without Facebook, my right wing family will benefit from not being able to use each other for their confirmation biases.

I really hope tomorrow is a bones day.

Adulting is just solving problems over and over until you die apparently. 😒

I love when people who are fixing our appliances say “I’ll be right back” and don’t specify if this is a going to get something from the car kind of thing or a running to Home Depot kind of thing.

Just in case anyone’s looking for ideas for my birthday, I’ve been really into Walmart gift cards lately.

Have Covid. Send memes and cat pictures.

Things I accomplished during quarantine today: Watched the first 3 Disney princess movies in order of release (Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty) Gave a few of my sims neo pronouns Cried while shoving my face in a candle because I can’t smell it This could be a series.

Accomplishments of quarantine day 3: -watched all the renaissance princess movies (Little Mermaid through Mulan) -did laundry -sims. Not much sims. But I tried. 2 more days of this, tests pending. I’m so bored.

Todays quarantine accomplishments: -watched Princess and the Frog through Frozen (tomorrow is only 3 more!) -cleaned my room -put away all my clothes -changed from the pajamas I’ve been wearing for days to different pajamas Hopefully only one more day! 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

It took me 22 years to comfortably exist in this world as myself. It took 2 years after that to work out exactly what I want and figure out how to get it. Just last year I started gaining confidence in who I am. And if we’re “nevermind-ing” court cases, all that could be gone.

I’ve made 66 bracelets, a tiny ring, and a necklace. And somehow gotten myself into “Beads in General Tiktok”. I’ve never liked something like this that actually felt normal/supported it’s kinda cool.

Just found an extra Midnights (Late Night Edition) CD from the Metlife shows……figured we could giveaway to one of you. Repost/retweet and we will pick someone later today (8pm EST) 🫶

Struggling with object permanence as an adult isn’t literally thinking things cease to exist. It’s actually going to pack for a trip and finding all your nice clothes, a swimsuit, and two pairs of shoes from the last trip you took. 8 months ago.

I texted a friend “did you hear what Taylor did” on FRIDAY and it took so long to get a response asking what she did that I don’t even know where to start now. 😂