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Elon Promises

@elonpromises

Parody account with sh*t Elon said, newly arranged. Non-commercial. Based on—but not affiliated with—@tedstein’s wonderful elondelivers.com. $tslaq

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"Deliver a feature that lets you summon your car from anywhere connected by land soon with accelerated lab testing. It will be much more compelling than anything else out there." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

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"Fundamental advantage of layers of tunnels is you can have as many lanes as you want going in any direction pending regulator approval. To clarify." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

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"Produce a Tesla submarine car by end of this year. Orders of magnitude better than anything out there today." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

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"Create a robo-snake charger that finds the charging port in about a month. 40% less space and 10x fewer parts than current systems on the market." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

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"Tesla Supercharger capacity will double, we expect to be within range of 95% to 100% of population in all active markets by next year. You have been warned." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

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"Interconnected tunnels with ramps & elevators can go from your home all way to popping up at destination parking lot once we are past production hell. Um.. um....... umum... yeah." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

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"A Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it's valid & park in about a month. Humans are underrated." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

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"A Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it's valid & park once we are past delivery hell. Air friction." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

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"The Boring Company will be using dirt from tunnel digging to create bricks for low cost housing in 3 months maybe, 6 months definitely. No kidding." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

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"SpaceX cold gas thruster system with ultra high pressure air in a composite over-wrapped pressure vessel in place of the rear seats soon with accelerated lab testing. To make humanity a multi-planetary species." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

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"You'll be able to drive it from your phone remotely like a big RC car if in line of sight in 3 months maybe, 6 months definitely. Ultimately helping the average citizen to travel to other planets." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

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"Shareholders could either to sell at 420 or hold shares & go private or something like that. I sleep at the factory." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

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"A Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it's valid & park in spite of shortseller FUD. It's a no brainer." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq