"Build vertical take off and landing electric jets and we are going full 3D with it. Force majeure." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"Deliver a feature that lets you summon your car from anywhere connected by land soon with accelerated lab testing. It will be much more compelling than anything else out there." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"Fundamental advantage of layers of tunnels is you can have as many lanes as you want going in any direction pending regulator approval. To clarify." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"Make Tesla sustainably profitable 10x faster than current systems. Millions of corner cases." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"Produce a Tesla submarine car by end of this year. Orders of magnitude better than anything out there today." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"Teslaquila soon with accelerated lab testing. I'm just making up numbers here." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"Create a robo-snake charger that finds the charging port in about a month. 40% less space and 10x fewer parts than current systems on the market." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"Tesla Supercharger capacity will double, we expect to be within range of 95% to 100% of population in all active markets by next year. You have been warned." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"Interconnected tunnels with ramps & elevators can go from your home all way to popping up at destination parking lot once we are past production hell. Um.. um....... umum... yeah." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"A Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it's valid & park in about a month. Humans are underrated." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"A Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it's valid & park once we are past delivery hell. Air friction." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"New Tesla Summon will blow ur mind soon! Saboteur employee tried to stop us." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"The Boring Company will be using dirt from tunnel digging to create bricks for low cost housing in 3 months maybe, 6 months definitely. No kidding." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"SpaceX cold gas thruster system with ultra high pressure air in a composite over-wrapped pressure vessel in place of the rear seats soon with accelerated lab testing. To make humanity a multi-planetary species." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"You'll be able to drive it from your phone remotely like a big RC car if in line of sight in 3 months maybe, 6 months definitely. Ultimately helping the average citizen to travel to other planets." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"Starhopper flight by end of this year. I stole the idea from Spaceballs." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"Shareholders could either to sell at 420 or hold shares & go private or something like that. I sleep at the factory." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"Build a hyperloop going from NY to DC in 29 minutes only inhibitor is affordability. Force majeure." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"Never need another funding round in about a month. I sleep at the factory." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq

"A Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it's valid & park in spite of shortseller FUD. It's a no brainer." #Tesla $tsla $tslaq