Next winter I’m buying a Denethor coat. I don’t care if it costs 100 grand

When the doctor says “it's just a chest infection” but then Batman walks in with a PS5

Not all relationships lead to marriage, most will help you discover the taste of cigarettes

How the dwarven banker looks at me after I try to deposit 6 rusty coins and a broken dagger

This is Zeus. He's 13 and can't howl quite like he used to. But that doesn't stop him from stepping pup when his community needs him. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Priests: I call upon the Light to heal my allies! Evokers: I can rewind time itself to heal my allies! Shamans:

Chivalry is dead not in like the incel way but in the way that nobody is riding around on horses and killing people with swords anymore

y’all know I’m Canada down

Anybody playing any baldurs gate 3?

small accounts be like:

Zardu was my favourite

Darth Vader just made a promotional video for the Royal Canadian Geographical Society. This is peak CanCon. 🇨🇦