My coworker has full blown conversations with it via the voice thing in the break room

Good pussy will have you worried about the robot menace

To the joker this is just a regular blowjob

Just saw a rat running through the restaurant it's just like Ratatouille this is freaking epic

I need one million burgers right now i need one million burgers chef i need it right now i need burgers one million burgers i need burgers right now

Got into an irl argument with a british transphobe. The brain of these people is totally melted. "you KNOW it's happening, I'm not gonna google it for you." All British must be obliterated

I do a lot of shit with magnets on a regular basis not to brag or anything but i pretty much handle magnets every day

Bought a new shirt n my girlfriend said it made me look like a member of the khmer rouge

Saw a english guy and had to use my jumping attack

"jordan Peterson was locked up for pronouns" These people are just walking around

I used to believe that my skeleton controlled my body in a ratatouille style situation

I love all Koreans (“I don’t see North or South”)

Americans have a weak jump heavy kick that is very easy to punish as a smaller, more mobile type of person like old Vietnamese guy or certain types of Southern European

All the other kids with the fucked up shrimps

ELON endorses pink Mitsubishis - BUY NOW

A man of character should concern himself only with chinese literature and copper smelting

"I managed to get most of the shit into the toilet"

I fucking haaaate that these things just listlessly float around

When I was growing up my dad didn't let me do Halloween stuff because "in this house we don't beg for chocolate." He thought it was conceptually undignified

Enough