That moment when someone realizes you’re actually psychic is always funny.

Beauty shop owners when I walk in to for a wash and set and they see all this hair

I need these boots for when a man tells me I’m on thin ice.

I don’t like the word “ rations” either, idk.

Why do yall say “ I dislike this I dislike that?” Hate. HATE! I say that shit with my chest when I hate something , sorry. My passion isn’t only reserved for stuff I love. I HATE hard too. 😂 fuck that.

Sustenance. I don’t like that word very much.

Me when I didn't get enough sleep and everything is annoying:

Everytime I did the math of the people in my life, I came up short. Always. So now I’m moving differently. Remove, decrease contact, demote, break up with …whatever you gotta do. But do it.

Besides the expectations of others you know what I hate wearing ? Clothes.

I hate polyester. And silk.

DO NOT FORGET:

I don’t got time to be texting or on the phone all day. I need to be with someone who also has a life but still wants to actually spend time and not be pen pals I’m too old for that shit

Me when someone doesn’t believe me and they Google it and see I’m right

I got the eyes of an artist, baby. I seen your true colors before you showed them to me. 🙂

If adults told you “you should be a lawyer” as a child, that was a polite way of them saying you were clocking their shit.

Ladies, if he makes you feel like you're asking for too much, just remember an astronaut called his wife from the Moon.

Some people won’t give you the love you deserve, not because you’re unworthy, but because they don’t have that kind of love within them.

Ultimately I like my lovers brave

I don’t like the word nourishing. Idk…