John Cassavetes should be on Mount Rushmore

Me and Jesus have suffered similar amounts

They tried to get me yesterday

You know you was hella wrong for what you did last summer

how you all sound when a butch has long hair

no matter how big your playlist is that cranberries song is gonna play

Suicidal OCD guy who keeps taking his head out of the oven to check that it’s on

A beautiful woman named Pinterest won’t stop emailing me about guideline violations

if you hate amanda lehan-canto you will die and go to hell

ohhh look at me im Samuel reich i saved my company from the jaws of bankruptcy and created one of the healthier work environments in the entertainment industry. i have wonderful friends that i get to employ. I have a beautiful kind funny wife that loves me. Man fuck you.

They’re on r/Gaylor doing #CutForTaylor

bro the bouncer checked my id and my ego and my superego at the door

Is trump actually dead? björk

What the fuck did panic at the disco put in camisado

You put Laura Dern in your movie then, all of a sudden, it’s a good movie.

HEARTBREAKING: worst person you know gets into your number one top favourite band

date idea: we watch any british show and I point out every actor that’s been in doctor who

clinically undepressed guy: im thinking of Beginning it all