You’ll get slagged off for whatever you do/post/say, so may aswell do whatever the fuck you want huns x

stop being ok with shit you really not ok with 🗣.

Hey gurl🤩 would 😳 you 🤨 like 😍 to earn😬 your monthly wage 😳 in a week?🤤 by selling coffee 😌 that gives you the shits🤪 to help people lose weight 🤬 Promise it’s not a pyramid scheme😉 and we will give you a Range Rover😆😳🤬😍

As much as boys look nice in suits there’s just something about a boy who work in trade.. dirty hands, hi viz jackets and that not showered in about a week look.. come to mama 😍

if my grandkids ever take a photo holding my hand to post online while I’m dying in bed they’re getting haunted for eternity

“you flirt with everyone” … I’m single

“How was your day?”

The excitement just keeps coming here at Wishing Well FC. It’s new signings time. First up is a player well known to a few of the lads so will have no problem settling in. He can’t wait to get started. Welcome to @ZakJohno2. All the best mate #johno.

Martin: I’m just happy to be here #loveisland

Every dad’s keyboard tomorrow.

When I unexpectedly stay over at my boyfriends house and have to borrow his clothes as I don’t have any with me

GOAL 9’ Johnson Lovely work on the right with Toynbee and Martin, find Johno who drives home the opener from outside the box 1-0