Greg Ellis 🏴‍☠️ Thank you, Greg ❤️⚡️

Beware the person who stabs you then tells the world they’re the one who’s bleeding.

Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Don’t believe everything you hear… real eyes, realize, real lies.

Narcissists try to destroy your life with lies because they know theirs can be destroyed with the truth.

Some people aren't loyal to you... they are loyal to their need of you... Once their needs change, so does their loyalty.

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.

The forest was shrinking, yet the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them.

Just one of a myriad of magical 🏴‍☠️ memories working on the Pirates of the Caribbean movies I recall…

After the first three movies became box office hits, the cast flew in to Hawaii to start production on the 4th film. The day before principal photography, Geoffrey Rush, ever…

PLANT YOUR FLAG FOR JOHNNY DEPP 🏴‍☠️

Twenty Years ago today we all started believing in ghost stories. So much fun making this movie. We had no idea it would launch a franchise—Yo-ho! 🏴‍☠️

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Been away from TW for a while. Miss you all. I’ll be back 💯 very soon. 🎯

Mean time, here’s a joke:

“Why did the art thief's getaway vehicle run out of fuel?

He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”

Post a joke on this thread for 🤣’s

Don't make excuses for nasty people. You can't put a flower in an arsehole and call it a vase.