Fuck my life

U know its bad when ud rather be JayT _UK right now

Pisssssssseeeeeeddddd!!!!!!

Bad day to organise a bbq for! Unlucky dad #youtried

What the fuck happened to me last night! Can remember fuck all and have the worst hangover of my life!

Its soo warm down in the basement :D @megan_rarity

@megan_rarity you may be having a ball but I bet ur all freezing, whereas I'm nice an toasty :D x

@megan_rarity I was out there remember, and I know it wasn't 30 degrees so there's no need to lie, u said u were cold

@megan_rarity I'm not jealous, I was nice and warm :D

The benefit of looking like a tramp for work, walking through town no one stops u 2 ask for money for charities, becz I look like one myself

3 hours to do fuck all at work, well this is going to be fun #bringonlunch

The awkward moment you both fall asleep on the train and wake up in london! #wherethefuckami

Newquay fucking sikkkk, sooooooo fucked tho!!!!!!!

Spent my entire day on fucking trains! Sooo need to drive already

Missed twitter #beenawile

Trains bore me!!!!!!

@WaterholeBararMike loves gio, may loves mike teehe

@Kaatieee_xo fuckkkk offfff

@Kaatieee_xo your soo funny

@Kaatieee_xo your soo funny