oldhead candy >>>>

that hawk is a mere chick tuah guy like me

she hitch on my cock till i go psycho

great and WET city of richmond

reading this discourse has caused me to lose brain cells like how does this not make sense to yall…. open the mf schools .

who up inkin they squid rn

i’m 5’8 and have no idea how much i weigh and my average meal is 7 anchovies, a tomato, and a block of cheese and i can run 13 continuous miles and i lost my sunglasses a few months ago and i am probably infertile because of the summer this girl Jenna slowly poisoned me

david lynch died cus he couldn’t live under another trump admin

dont be a coward speak up alienate yourself make it awkward

tax refund hit the same day as my unemployment check i’m in williamsburg asking them to bring out william

mad as hell watching this pot and wondering why it won’t boil #richmond 😒

do u want to hear the good news first or the bad news first? or the weird news? i also have horse news but that can wait

i know some bitches that need to get robbed in london

don’t come to my house and you sharing your location with 39 people

Covering up a Long Dead Microtrend Tattoo with a Current Microtrend Tattoo

santa sent an elf to fuck mary way before god sent the angel. mary gave birth to a goblin named Smithereen and you can read about him . he made buildings out of crap, you can read about them. he had an anxious attachment style

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and why shouldn’t i