Thought I was feeling broody until I got on the bus with a crying child

I’m so excited to have the most wholesome NY in edi with the gang🥺

Sorry but people that don’t wipe down their gym equipment are vile

Ordered next day delivery with PrettyLittleThing on Monday and there’s still no sign of it arriving any time soon??? What’s the point in offering next day delivery if you can’t follow through with it?

I can’t wait to get galentines drunk with Chloé this weekend

Just ran out of tan after doing one leg. ONE LEG

Staying at my parents for the night means setting my alarm for 8am but my mum bursting into the room at 7:40 to tell me “that’s almost 8 o’clock”

Why are landlords so fucking stupid

Shopping in a supermarket you don’t know is up there with the most stressful experiences

Aidan and I were just innocently watching tik toks in bed when the bed collapsed under us!! As if I didn’t feel shit enough after that, we had to tell the hotel receptionist that we broke the bed so I’m sure he got a good laugh and I’m mortified

Abi is an absolute angel and the world does not deserve her

Selling one Ticket for Cultivate this Saturday - £30! Rt pls x

Right I need someone to book a holiday with me because neither Aidan or Chloé are taking the hints

It’s been 2 and a half years since @AMPlostandfound was cancelled because of covid and they are STILL IGNORING ME about my refund

This one goes out to Thurso pipe band - Dolly Parton

I feel personally attacked when I see vets on tiktok telling people to avoid bulldogs as pets

I just figured out my hourly rate so long story short I would like a new job

I woke up to the sound of my neighbours dogs playing in the snow. Today will be a good day

What’s worse than going to the dentist? Realising the dentist has fucked it and you have to go back

Living hundreds of miles away from my friends is not a vibe