"do you remember?" Me:

Well done ITV. It’s gone too far this and mentioning serial killers is quite simply incredible. My daughters have watched Salford City with me for 10 years and like to comment on football, my mum was kicked out of the football team ( boys in the 1960’s) and stopped playing due

I fear this is the most ICONIC moment in Love Island All Stars so far, Anton CLOCKED Mitch’s Tea so badly even Toby was GAGGED😭 #LoveIsland

i really needed this today

#SaintsFC regrets to announce that tonight’s Sky Bet Championship fixture against Preston has been postponed:

Goodbye twitter

Can we once and for all dispense with this tedious "But he always took the bins out and said hello" commentary, as if there was a contradiction here that needed explaining. Violent men ARE "nice guys". They're nice to everyone but the women they abuse. That's the whole point.

Isn’t it a really strange coincidence that the thickest cunts on Earth are also the most racist????????

Half the young lads involved, have been brainwashed by you. Wanker.

Lilly is so annoying I can’t handle 6 weeks of this. #BBUK

why does this snow man kinda look like Whitney Rose dad

A sprinter van driver absolutely hates to see the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City coming

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this has to be one of the best grammy performances ever. chappell roan you’ve done it again x.com/THR/status/188…

chappell roan wins a fucking grammy and calls out the entire system and demands labels to provide a livable wage and health insurance. god i love her so much and how she refuses to conform to the industry. no one does it like her

“You're so quiet, what's on your mind?” Me:

And I oop! 🫣 #LoveIslandAllStars #LoveIsland

‘A lot of us love a bad boy.” What a fucking embarrassment

I’m crying bro they got 0 survival instincts