I swear if you close your eyes, you could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400m indoor world record for Netherlands…

It’s this and that’s a hill I will die on

Me to everyone in my contacts after 3 pints

me rushing back from the bathroom at 3 am so I dont lose any tiredness:

Selling 1x Ayr Races grandstand premier ticket for 20th April

Still selling 1x Ayr Races grandstand premier ticket for 20th April msg if interested #ayrraces

“i’m just resting my eyes” Me actually passing out 5 min later

BREAKING: British teen, 19, missing in Tenerife as family and friends launch desperate appeal manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

This was peak love island 😂😂😂#loveIsland

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

The only fan who made Speed break character

We’re deeply saddened to learn of Liam Payne’s tragic passing today. During this difficult time, our hearts remain with his family, loved ones, and fans.

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Wow! Palisades in LA is COMPLETELY GONE.. This is horrible.

georgia harrison’s comment on the post about casey’s return 😭😭

My wheelie bin tomorrow

Terrible

The Just Eat driver heading to mine to deliver a medium mayo chicken meal

Anyone selling an Oasis ticket for tomorrow at Murrayfield Stadium 12th August? #oasis #Oasismurrayfield

Anyone selling 2 Corinthian nye tickets??