Last 48 hours in UK:-
“It’s getting warm”
“Yay” *gets shorts, soleros, suncream*
“It’s way too hot”
“I’m going inside”
*sweaty rage*
“I can’t sleep, get out of the bed, you’re like a massive hot water bottle”
“It’s cooling down tomorrow”
“Ooh, feel that breeze”
*pops kettle on*