I love Facebook marketplace girl what is this

Kermit the frog

need everyone to watch this movie as many times as possible so we can get 17 more of them like I need them to milk this franchise for all it's worth you can even give me the same party just in different wigs

Shut up my dad found out the pope died from pop base

we’re getting papal conclave discourse from people who couldn’t name a single station of the cross

My hot take is they should have cast Stanley tucci for Ceasar flickerman again bc he’s described as mysteriously never seeming to age even after decades of hosting the games

It’s actually just a coincidence that working out in the morning, reading a physical book before bed, & eating vegetables regularly makes me feel good. Much like the coincidence of a stomachache following my weekly Movie Theater Popcorn Dinner

when the pharmacist asks your date of birth and today is your date of birth

BIG news! Fat Bear Week will take place from September 23-30. The chubby cubby appetizer, Fat Bear Junior, will kick off on September 18-19. Stay tuned for bracket reveals, bear bios, and more details.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? #MyTwitterAnniversary Oh dear i been here too long

i think some people who are criticizing showgirl need to know that while youve been getting down about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you couldve been getting down to this sick beat

Guess it's about time to take down my Halloween yard decorations before my parents come over for thanksgiving 🙃 these skeletons are practically a permanent fixture at this point oops

I try to keep track of how many cold sores I get each year and so I name them like hurricanes. So far this year I've had Abby, and now we're on Bhaskar. Not sure if this is unhinged or smart