just realized i left my han pc in my car after i totalled it oh my god this is tragic im so sorry sweet angel

we’ve always been really normal about tv show

i’m going to be so insane in the theaters oh my god

I’M GOING TO GET DISGUSTINGLY FINER AND SEXIER IN 2025!!!!!

life hack to not get asked about your dating life at christmas: get into a car wreck 7 days beforehand

and when i say i’ve been sat since skins what then!!!!!!!

why is every single car salesman always so stressed. relax!! the cars aren’t gonna drive away all by themselves!! it’s gonna be okay!!

life after i stopped reading unnecessary discourse and thinkpieces on twitter and started only engaging with what truly matters: fanart and fanfiction

hard to find the balance between educating yourself on current events and not making yourself so indescribably sad that you can’t properly function

being healthy again is so funny why am i eating gruel for breakfast (it’s an overnight oats recipe with like 40 grams of protein)

odysseus was the og wife guy

having a crush is worse than having a brain eating amoeba actually

cooked two eggs and didn’t even get to take a bite before the egg ick set in 😔

daily affirmations: it’ll pass it’ll pass it’ll pass it’ll pass that evil man will pay it’ll pass it’ll pass it’ll pass

nothing can beat the inseparable trauma bond between the tortured poets department and a girl who hit rock bottom during the first half of 2024

when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think

20-22 was for disorders. 23-26 was for partying and masochism. i think 27-30 will be for nesting. and then my 30s will be for partying again but good this time

Kinda in a mood to kiss somebody’s boyfriend AND girlfriend.

come into my heart - it’s still warm inside #arcane #viktor