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Venture Capital started out to solve the world’s hardest problems and then collectively decided that the world’s hardest problem was 15 minute grocery delivery

Okay, a thread defending Blake Lemoine. Not how you’re expecting. I won’t defend Lemoine’s claim the LaMDA chatbot has achieved sentience – that’s false. But I will claim that Lemoine’s mistake is a good one, which we shouldn’t mock. 🧵->

Just had one of the worst experiences it's possible for a man in London to have walking through the park: a group of school kids playing football, one of them fails to control it, and the ball heads, inexorably, towards me, the kids watching expectantly for me to kick it back.

on the phone of a friend who will remain unnamed, i saw an app with a star of david logo. he’s not jewish so i asked what it was and he said it was “for knowing when sunset is.” pressed further, he explained “say what you will about the jewish people, they know when sunset is”

everytime I come to london my mates will say some shit like “get the pinkersmith line to banana & dolphin and then you can change onto the dinkerdonk line to splooge street” and expect me to understand what the hell they’re talking about

Not much in life is worse than washing a sieve.

“overnight oats” that is GRUEL

A thread on men participating in publications & institutions that censor women: Not asking women for their opinions or not including their images in a random ad might seem like no big deal-- and it wouldn't be in a normal world. Sadly, this is not where we are.

From when William was a baby: “After a fall at Buckingham Palace, the prince cried out for ‘Gary, Gary.’ A guest who went to help asked who Gary was, assuming it must be a member of the royal household. ‘I’m Gary,’ responded Elizabeth. ‘He hasn’t learned to say Granny yet.’”

Its 2023.William is on the throne. The funeral for Elizabeth went on so long Charles died before it ended. The queue to see his body was added to the one to see the queen and starts at Tebay services on the M6. Tmrw marks the 1st anniversary of the center parcs massacre.

In the days before Liz Truss's resignation, The Daily Star, a British tabloid, tracked whether she could survive as prime minister longer than a head of lettuce. nyti.ms/3SdfGhn

Maybe kanye just hasn't seen the miami boys choir sing yerushalayim

Everyone hates pointless meetings, including Iran's finance minister, who's "not happy" with China. Given the number of meetings they've had, he says, they should be investing more in Iran. A rare insight into the backstage workings of FDI. Read: on.ft.com/3RCsn6R

Almost every single car manufacturer is racing to electrify, and chipmakers are racing to meet them: a modern supply chain juggling act across regions and sectors. That's what's dominating our daily news briefings at the moment. on.ft.com/3lj49Cl

The geography of the World Bank's #debt, by Ellesheva Kissin #FDI on.ft.com/3E8JvLQ

Roses are red Violets are blue We will stay the course And return inflation to 2 #ValentinesDay ❤️🥰

I've spent longer than I want to admit on putting together this interactive piece of journalism. But it looks great! It has a magically appearing fish (it'll make sense, you'll see), a self-made TikTok (!) and a little carousel with data to play around with, so click the link!

Over the moon! (Perhaps bc I’m a rising star?) Excited to meet my talented shortlisted rivals at awards night 💫