My inner Michael Scott is bubbling to the surface

So I noticed as a fan that it feels weird when my favorite authors only tweet when they have a book launching. But as an author, I realize that the only time I put myself out there is when I know I HAVE to because I have a book launching. Learn more when my next book launches 😬

In summary: (1) Family time is limited—cherish it. (2) Friend time is limited—prioritize real ones. (3) Partner time is significant—never settle. (4) Children time is precious—be present. (5) Coworker time is significant—find energy. (6) Alone time is highest—love yourself.

There is nothing creepier than Alexa's whisper mode in the middle of the night... Excuse me while I stare at the ceiling trying to forget the terrifying robot voice that whispered a confirmation about soothing rain sleep sounds. #alexawhisper #creepalert #sleepsoundsicantunhear

The stuff of nightmares 🙈

Can't stop listening to Mother by I D L E S YES I'M LATE TO YET ANOTHER PARTY

This is not a cat. This is an alien approximating a cat. Poorly. instagram.com/p/Clgiau5ubVt/…

Kiddo's in bed, it's time for some Christmas movie scrolling. Two hours later, we've found our way to the Shudder Christmas movies and there are a LOT... And we are stopping to watch pretty much every trailer with glee #ShudderChristmas

This poem by Joy Harjo, Perhaps the World Ends Here, gives me the most delicious chills: poetryfoundation.org/poems/49622/pe… Joy Harjo

Definitely me

You know what, it fucking works, doesn't it!? 😂😂😂

Using #AI be like

Accurate: I am 39.2% Goth, 80.8% Nerd, and squarely in the LARP category: idrlabs.com/jock-nerd-prep… via IDRlabs

Yes! Let's share more nightmares please 😂

Montana HB218 passed the Senate today!!! We’re one step closer to protecting vulnerable youth and ending the abuse in the troubled teen industry. Thank you to all the advocates and lawmakers who have worked tirelessly to make this happen! #StopInstitutionalChildAbuse

After taking some time away from creative writing, I am getting back into it. Looks like that 4-book series is turning into a 5-book series 😜 Never believe an author when they say they have completed the series! #indieauthor #idowhatiwant #WritingCommunity

This is your periodic reminder that no one is forcing you to be a writer. You do it because you have to. You do it because universes pour from your fingertips. You do it because it's the best gig ever. You do it because it's how you process pain, joy, fear, love, and hope. (1/3)

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As per tradition, it's my birthday week and as my birthday gift to all of you, several of my books are free for the next few days! Okay, so really the gift is mine because there's nothing I enjoy more than sharing my passion for writing :) Enjoooooooy-yuh!