Someone please tell me why my brain said “gefilte fish” all day. This is a matter of urgency. I need to know where I found that word.

I'm about to get a baby on Board sticker for my car. One because I'm tired of people riding my tail because I go the speed limit or slower and two because I'm baby and people should know.

Y’all might sleep with a weighted blanket, but I sleep with the weight of knowing I’ll be forever alone. We are not the same.

I’m not confused I’m just confusing

Hanging with the bois means that someone is leaving with rolled ankles, bruised ribs, and a concussion. I don’t make the rules.

Are you really cuter at 3 am or are you just hallucinating due to lack of sleep?

Y’all ever wonder what Wikipedia did to the public school system to deserve the kind of hate it gets?