“This weather is making me wanna party” - Courtney

Mom: “I don’t do Snapchat” Me: “You should” Mom: “That means I’d have to communicate with people”

DO YOUR THING TWITTER. RT FOR FREE WINGS🔥🙌🏼😫

“Sometimes it’s fun to hangout with other adult humans, but usually not.” - my dad

“I still feel like my tongue is too fat for my mouth” - JO

“You know, your dad says when life gives you lemons make lemonade, but I think when life gives you lemons you should throw them at people you don’t like” -my mom

“RIPizza” - JO

“Do you ever just feel like chugging ranch?” -JO

This is my dog Theo. Theo isn’t allowed at the dog park because he is a pitbull. RT if Theo should be allowed to play at the dog park.

When you’re trying to type complex cytogenetics nomenclature into a secure email message and the email software turns it into a clever emoji...😡

I really wish men took care of their eyebrows

Another quote from JO: “I wish I had the energy to have fun right now.”

Happy Mean Girls day

Peter gave a girl a bottle of water and checked up on her and she said that’s the best she’s ever been treated. We got to do better men.

“I’ve never had pad thai before, what type of food is that?” *long pause* “oh thai” -JO

Honestly I can’t believe I’m not a teenager anymore. Thank you so much to my parents, this girl… instagram.com/p/BfrIObggB6b/

“Behind every successful woman is herself.” You are stronger than you will ever know. Happy… instagram.com/p/BgEy_B3Hv9N/

Word to the wise, please don’t stay in an abusive relationship no matter how much you think you love them. You deserve better than that, and remember abuse is not strictly physical, it’s mental and emotional too. A person can be abusive without laying a hand on you.