Menswear guy is correct AGAIN. Walking tacos are awesome.

Brat by Charlie xcx is pronounced like the brat in bratwurst and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Good day to everyone except the man at the airport who is having a very loud very personal conversation on speakerphone.

My favorite thing about this is seeing young people who had no idea these two were married.

I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that I will never know what it’s like to be this comfortable and cozy.

Nobody's saying ALL MEN. Nobody's saying MOST MEN. But when a woman is raped by 90 men within driving distance from her, we are saying ENOUGH MEN. If you're a man still commenting "not all men" on women's posts, you are absolutely part of the problem.

Bill Penzey does not give a fuuuuuckkkk. Try the Fox Point seasoning, it’s my favorite. The Brady Street cheese sprinkle is also a game changer for popcorn.

residing in missouri gives everyday life such a consistent patina of stress. just low-level "yikes" all the time. what a place

When he said they’re giving migrants sex changes I nearly spit out my dog

Spreadsheets all day. These hands were not made to shovel shit and this nose wasn’t made to smell it.

Do you remember when you could block people by just clicking on the top right corner of a comment? I miss that.

My husband wanted a very specific hat that we (obviously) could not find at a shop but I always travel with an embroidery kit so… BOOM. Wife of the year (or at least the week).

I accidentally ruined the twist ending of Shutter Island right before watching it for the first time. I can’t tell if this is making the experience better or worse.

Freaks and Geeks

I just finished this new bookmark, it’s so stupid. I love it.

I literally cannot think of a single point in time where I regarded Donald Trump as fit for office.

Have you tried having dead parents? It’s a bit of a bummer during the holidays but they never request anything of me and they could not care less about grandkids.

Finally watching Deadpool Loves Wolverine and I just love rob delaney so much. This movie is as much about Peter’s journey as anyone else’s.

My socks shrunk in the wash.

As much as I love a good trainwreck this trainwreck is too much. ✌️, maybe I’ll see you on the other app.