It took the US 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban, but only 9 days to replace Khamenei with Khamenei

we called him Sleepy Joe because traders could sleep at night

Never thought I’d see oil trade like a sh*tcoin

DXY starting to move up just as it did in early 2018. This threatens to tighten global liquidity even further, which will continue to be a macro headwind for risk assets

$DXY back above $100. In January X was convincing everyone the dollar was going to zero and was going to debase. Now it's breaking out.

Trump going from Venezuela to Iran is basically like me trading. Venezuela? Perfect setup, worked but I sized too small. Next trade? I am euphoric, I go 10x size on a shitty setup: Iran. It goes wrong. But I am trapped, keep adding size and blame the market for being wrong.

The top 20% owns $27 trillion in Real Estate The bottom 40% owns $6 trillion in Real Estate Reminder: Wealth inequality is worse today, than it was during the *Gilded Age*

Things you say when the market is down and oil is >$100

wow

crypto down so bad my chats are trading wheat and sugar like its the middle ages

alright so let me get this straight… 5 minutes before trump announced a halt on iran attacks someone placed a $1.5 billion bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. trades 4 to 6x larger than anything else in the market. you don’t risk that kind of money on a

Transitioning from 3 to 4, emphasis on men

Self-proclaimed GOAT who called for a bullish 2026 is having a meltdown on X since that’s not materializing Now he’s ranting about how much he hates Jews lol, blaming them for his port performance instead of realizing there were many macro signs showing we’d end up here

The blueprint was there for Bitcoin. It drives people crazy though that it was that easy. No need to overcomplicate things

Just keep running… (AgileRobots' bipedal humanoid robot H20 -Running test. like a human）

This is gobsmacking. Not only did Melania Trump suddenly decide to give a televised address about Jeffrey Epstein, she's calling on Congress to "act," because Epstein was "not alone." So she just threw a giant stick of political dynamite on the issue her husband despises!

Being “pro-crypto” and “pro-how-much-can-I-extract-from-crypto” are two very different things

The businesses passed off the tariffs to consumers, and now the businesses get the refunds 😅

my full conversation today with Cobie 01:04 offering to work at Coinbase for free 06:05 the K-shape crypto thesis 10:33 thoughts on Saylor 14:39 why UpOnly hasn't come back 22:37 the last 10 years of Crypto 44:52 trillion dollar IPOs 57:02 Cobie's legendary buy wall 1:02:57 top