They can take away my guns but not my shamrock shakes ☘️

you can’t break bedrock but you can stack your way up with cobblestone

August is like if Sunday were a month

your words cant hurt me if i don’t understand them

just a shirley temple in a world full of diet cokes

life is a highway and i suck at driving

mcdonald’s sprite goes straight to the brain and let me tell you, it hurts

the feminine urge to go on amazon and spend all my money on christmas decor is really killing me right now

i may look fine on the outside but my animal crossing character is thousands of dollars in debt

Wordle 240 3/6 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

if my life was a musical, it’d look a lot like lexi’s play

elbows are just the knees of the arms

physically i’m here but mentally i’m at the ecotarium

what is the point of existing in a world where i cant spend 20% of my income on dunkaccinos during the holiday season

christmas is cancelled

Just ordered seafood from a seafood restaurant instead of chicken tenders and fries #adulting

feeling cute might go donate plasma

i got a rock