if you need me i’ll be crying at this video for the rest of my life 😢

how am i supposed to tell my toddler asking for a donut at 8 am no when i also want a donut for breakfast 😅

just found out that zoe 🐝 called our mini after party “custard cream after party” and i am howling

no one show my 2 year old this

wilf’s watching a video of someone cooking and they say “red onion” and he shouted “PURPLE!” at the TV …you know what wilf? you’re so right!

i deserve dim sum everyday tbh

i am losing the fucking will to live WHY is my child not sleeping this week

This legitimately has me in tears😂👏🏽👏🏽

why does my son think it’s acceptable to get into our bed when it’s this warm, take his nappy off !!!! and sing baby shark fml

1 like and i’ll run to the front at the end and get a wiggles setlist for wilf

lucia wiggle said she loved my hair and gave wilf a high five 🥹

do i miss ymas? not currently. do i miss Max Helyer? every day 💔

when are Reading & Leeds Fest dropping stage splits / stage times???

just thinking about when we went to karaoke at like 1am on the YMAS tour

guys, im watching biffy at glasto and its just reminded me of scratching when simon neil came out at brixton and sung no one does it better with ymas 😭 the fucking highlight of my life

wilf rarely speaks to us, it’s usually just one word requests, but this morning he hands me a fake food and goes “here go mummy” 🥹

if you’re thinking of using PassMeFast | Driving Courses & Fast-Track Tests for an intensive course and a quick test date… dont i’ve already got 4 issues with them and i haven’t even been allocated a test and started my lessons yet

It finally fucking happened

A huge thank you to the incredible Ricardo over at Ripsaw Falls for making us Mounty’s of the Day on Monday and surprised with express passes with Hagrids once we got off the ride - the perfect end to our trip! A true asset to Universal Orlando Resort #UOFistBump

Stunning scenes #EastEnders