Another day has passed & I still haven't used y=mx+b

Stop thinking other people will bring you happiness. All you need is butter chicken & naan 🤌🏻

I don't do phone calls unless you're reallyyy speciallll

The Kit Kat heist is so funny to me 🤣😭

Wipe your tears and eat that shawarma

apple i don’t understand how one airpod can die while the other still has 40% when they both sit in the case for the same amount of time

Be like petrol, rise, even when people don’t want you to. 🤌🏻

my prime??? I used to survive school, tuition, homework, Quran class in one day 😭

unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

So many nikkahs today 🥹🥹🥹

shawarma is literally a 10/10 food, anyone who hates it seriously needs to change their taste buds

I was speaking to my cousin and telling him this business idea (as a joke) and he said, “that sounds like one of those triangle schemes” SIR DO YOU MEAN PYRAMID SCHEME😭

That’s lowkey the whole point

Imagine hating on me and i’m just up tweeting nonsense

Always craving for something inaccessible, a shawarma at 7 am, mental stability at 3 am, fries at 10 pm

Got 45 tabs open in my head rn x