Cameron Winter and Geese are teaching a very important lesson to a generation right now, the lesson being: music that sounds “cool” is better than music that sounds “good”

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We’re signing Lamar Neagle

Sack him at halftime and hire Warnock to keep us up

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The final piece…

Logan Evans noodle arm 2026 - 😢 Logan Evans bionic arm 2027 - 🤔

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The state of this club man…

This is unfortunately the free space on the Sounders season bingo card

Ref needs investigating

Ref and VAR wanted for conspiracy surely

Guillotine at half time. I’ll let you guess for who. I volunteer to go first

There is an argument to be made…

We couldn’t… could we?

The Visigoths are at the door

Generous to call what we’re going to see from Refsnyder, Garver, Joe, and Rivas “baseball”

How many games are we going to lose this year because of our manager I’m going to end up recreating a Rage Against the Machine album cover at 1st and Edgar at this rate

Hey Ryan Divish I think the fans deserve answers for the Refsnyder PH and Legumina decisions tonight

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