In another life i worked as a bouncer at a bar just saving up to kickstart my rap career

Joe jonas is a fucking SLUT

It’s so much easier to blame my problems on mercury being in retrograde than think they’re real ❤️

I feel like a baby when i eat triscuits

Taking legal action against marshalls because i smelt a candle so awful that my stomach is in pain

I can’t stop thinking about how much I hate mini golf

🫨🫨🫨I can’t even explain the emotions that this emoji brings out if me 🫨🫨🫨

You know u talk too much when you’re drunk when you start cornering peoples moms.

At the end of the day it all comes back to jersey mikes

i’ll be sexy on here again real soon i’ve literally just been going insane

There’s something dumb romantic about stew leonards

Okay it’s Christmas now

Good news y’all - Sela & sweet green have the same initials 😌💛

Can we bring back Instagram polls ??? I loved those fuckers

I cry daily ♥️♥️

I care more about if a person uses Spotify or Apple Music vs what their top songs or artists are

Quitting my job so i can work on the polar express and perform while serving hot chocolate

NOBODY REACH OUT TO ME IM GOING TO THE JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT

My boyfriends mom just excused herself from the table and said “I don’t mean to be rude but if I don’t put on my nightgown now I will kill myself” and then went to bed