When I open Instagram, everyone’s partying. When I open Twitter, it feels like everyone’s at home, under a blanket, scrolling on their phone.

Trader Joe’s is only successful because they convinced people that eating their processed Food is healthier than other people’s processed food

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING FOR NEBRASKA FANS 😅🙌 Huskers secure their first ever NCAA Tournament win 🌽 #MarchMadness

I don’t normally watch the bachelorette but I definitely will not be watching this season. They should just not even air it at the point cause what the hell. #cancelthebachelorette

Yep. Thank goodness

SO CLOSE 😳 THE HALF COURT HEAVE ALMOST GOES 😯 NEBRASKA ADVANCES TO THE SWEET 16 🚨 Watch March Madness on TNT Sports

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

tupperware more like tupperWHERE is this fucking lid

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…

them : “ wyd tonight ? 👀 “ me : ITS EUPHORIA SUNDAY 💋

judging all the #metgala looks

THE BUBBLES COMING FROM HER BUBBLE OUTFIT??? OH SHE WON OMFG😭😭😭 #metgala

Sabrina Carpenter’s #MetGala outfit is made entirely of film. (📷: Vogue)

THIS GLAM #MetGala