I gave a little kid some frozen yogurt today at work, and his mom says “okay, what do you say?” And he looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love you” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

he’s innocent x.com/holly_monson/s…

Me defending my room after my parents say “it’s a mess in here how can you live like this!”

There is a 0.0296% chance that your child will become a professional athlete. There is a 0.0086% chance that your child will become a famous celebrity. There is a 100% certainty that your child will stand before Jesus. What are you teaching your children?

Close look at the training Olive Garden servers have to go through

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :) You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

All is well! Missiles launched from Iran at two military bases located in Iraq. Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now. So far, so good! We have the most powerful and well equipped military anywhere in the world, by far! I will be making a statement tomorrow morning.

Tucker Carlson had me belly laughing to Biden gibberish #Election2020

Christian Breakup Lines

When you gain winter weight but bae promised they’d still love you the same.

Whose excited about Kiiara and Jesse McCartney headlining this year's Barefoot on the Mall! See you Thursday, April 19th! The event begins at 3pm! Kiiara will perform at 5pm and Jesse McCartney will close the event at 7pm!

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I’m so excited to meet Jesse McCartney tomorrow. I’ve been dreaming of this since 6th grade.