The owner of my AirBnB has a dog named Kevin. His human-sounding name terrified me at first.

SNL's Weekend Update explains why Oscar nominees are a huge disappointment in three simple words: "white male rage." (via TooFab) tmz.me/lyvVpO7

Elton John Bought 'A Ton' of Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candles (via JustJared.com) tmz.me/doJeL2S

Not Left | Not Right FORWARD #CaucusForYang

As a Tech professional, I know that I among that privileged American 8% STEM contingent. However I am no more valuable than a truck driver or a cashier, simply because my role hasn’t been automated (yet) - Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 is the only candidate addressing this crisis. #CaucusForYang

First professional game in Taiwan. #CPBL No fans. But at least they made enough progress to return. This is first HR anywhere in 2020.

Pro baseball has started in Taiwan and is live. I am now a #CPBL fan.

佐々木希でも不倫されるなんて〜みたいなこと言ってる人多いけど、そもそも浮気や不倫をする人は相手がブスだろうと美人だろうと関係なくするんだよね。浮気されないための方法は「浮気しない人を選ぶ」、これだけです。

Awww the twitter air seems fresher Katie Hopkins must not be here ☕

“Bodak Yellow” by Cardi B has officially been certified DIAMOND in the US, becoming the first female rap song in history to achieve this.

no but the IMPACT Bodak Yellow had whewww

幼稚園5月号ふろくは東芝テックさんとコラボした「セルフレジ」。商品をスキャンすると、価格を喋って、デジタル表示もされます。スキャン音と価格の音声は、本物のレジのもの。価格はランダムで24パターン。東芝テックさんが作った、本物そっくりのレシートも出ます。4月1日ごろ発売。1280円です。

President Tsai and Minister Wu — my heart breaks for you and your country. Reading about this accident brings tears to my eyes for all of these amazing people who lost their precious lives. With my deepest sympathies, Barbra Streisand 蔡英文 Tsai Ing-wen 外交部 Ministry of Foreign Affairs, ROC (Taiwan) 🇹🇼

麻生大臣、汚染水を飲んでもなんてことはないと発言。 じゃあ飲んでください。 #麻生太郎

@OMNUMOMNUM 世良真純のおすすめは「台湾ラーメン」‼ 「台湾の担仔麺を激辛にアレンジした、名古屋オリジナルのラーメンさ！ 唐辛子やニンニクと炒めた激辛ミンチと、ニラやもやしをトッピングしてるんだ…旨みと辛さがクセになるおいしさだよ！」

My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why “you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor’s new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn’t fail you” so thats how im doing

I snuck out my phone during lecture and immediately received this ... cue the x files theme