Dad:who sold my farm land ? Me :At old trafford watching Ronaldo’s debut match

It’s only in Uganda where they say “I met your friend” referring to someone they know you don’t like

The frequency of rejection is measured in hurtz.

🥂to us fake friends😂

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

You scared to be lonely im scared to be broke

Told this girl I didn’t have a car, she saved me in her phone as “Legs” 🥲

Appreciate the little you have

If all men are the same, why doesn't yours have a range rover?

These girls even blue tick guys that are fully vaccinated 😒!!

Qatar going back to Qatar after falling out of the world cup 😂😂😂😂😂😂

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Yesterday night was a dope night. Thanks to everyone who came through for the #bestofnewmaterialnight @ #TheGreenBistroNtindaBukoto. It was really massive. #QuietButVeryFunny #IndependenceDay #standupcomedy #BookYourTicketNow

Ladies and gentlemen, I am excited to introduce to you my annual birthday celebration Comedy Show! After the success of last year's birthday show, this year brings you a Comedy Special dubbed #QuietbutVeryFunny.🤣 #ComedySpecial2023

As always, I'll be celebrating my birthday - October 9th by doing what I love most—making people laugh! So instead of you buying birthday cakes for me, my birthday gift from you is buying a ticket to my comedy special Earlybird Koyen ticket of 25k.

Entebbe looks to be another country. When you are in this area, you feel a different breeze . No Noise, No potholes, All feeder roads are tarmac. Kwegamba it’s very different from Uganda. 😂

Bro to Bro: You can literally come back from anything. It’s all about your mindset.

I can never be “just friends” with someone I truly like and want; I’ll disappear from their life instead.