Obs really scammed us all out of $10 to get bands and then closed right after the parade

Why do I all of a sudden get confrontational when drunk like that’s not me baby sober me cannot handle those consequences

Literally my whole wisdom tooth cut through and now I gotta wait til June to get them out bc med school lmaoooo lml

Me waiting for the spins to go away after a night of drinking so I can go to sleep

Me after my dad asked me how many quarter life crises I’m gonna have after seeing I got my nose pierced

Ugh I already know drunk me is gonna send out some stupid ass texts tonight

I wish someone could take away drunk Elise’s mouth that bitch just says whatever she wants

Genuine question: is it just me or are pizza rolls smaller

My three year old cousin said “hey nannie Lise I’m so glad you’re here but why didn’t you brush your hair” when I thought my hair didn’t look too bad to dye eggs when I left my house

I hate people that literally have to always be right and argue with you about EVERY little thing omg

My entire snap story is always 1 of 2 things: 1) dogs and their cuteness 2) I’m drunk. There’s no in between

Forewarning: I will be drunk tomorrow after my last final of first year 🫠

Every time my dad gets blood work done he calls me and tells me every single value like I know them all. And I just let him bc he loves it

My heart is broken for Rodney 😭😭😭 #BachelorInParadise

You can tell how amazing Rodney is by how upset everyone is for him 🥺 #BachelorInParadise

Bro no way 😂😂😂

every dude in Louisiana got this outfit laid out on his bed three hours before he goes to Walk-Ons