Me after watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Me after seeing Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3

me if starbucks didn’t exist

I’m so bored send help

I don’t deserve my boyfriend he is the best

The ending of manifest had my emotions all over the place

Perhaps not! I’ll have the steak, SMOTHERED in onions. A RACK of ribs. Pasta with EXTRA garlic. French fries with LOTS of vinegar and a side of onion rings with LOTS AND LOTS of sauerkraut.💋

Whoever changed twitter needs to change it back rn

I’m sorry WHAT

Me sobbing over making the bed by Olivia is now a daily occurrence

Who wants to go to the GUTS tour with me if I’m a lucky person to be selected to get tickets?🫶

Whoever made the cookies and cream Crumbl cookie needs their ass ate

Can’t stand bitches that decide to ask 100 questions once the professor is about to excuse us

I also can’t stand bitches that don’t say thank you when you open the door for them

Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

Why have we as a society made $50 sweatpants normal

me when i figure out how to stand up for myself after the argument is completely over

"tomorrow i’ll wake up early to do it" me at 10am:

An Oakland A’s legend. Never was an A’s game until you heard this man selling pizza😭