Humor is the internet's coping mechanism.

Today’s police wisdom from a random alleyway in Guangzhou, China.

2100: The optimī return to Earth from Mars, and we assume they are aliens because we forgot we made them and lost the technology. How do we avoid this future?

First of all, Trumpchi! I know Chinese EVs are a threat to the American automotive industry, but surely Trump can make this one exception. Second, yes, that's Tesla FSD in China

every time you think you've found the kookiest, there's another one

Old & New Yesterday our friend was bringing his vintage vw bus to the Bay Area to electrify it, but got stranded when the tow truck broke down en route. Cyberluck truck came to the rescue!

Pretty please

consistent with observation

scripting out another one of these existential yoga videos, Panama Canal-themed this time. here's the sneak peek. too good not to share: 4. Parivrtta Anjaneyasana (Revolved Crescent Lunge) You are Trump now. Standing before the Panama Canal with a gaze both vacant and defiant.

News America Party I support the Future America Party! FAP here we come

MAGA Voice Loyalty is often mistaken for virtue, but in truth, it asks others to stand by you regardless of your actions—and demands you, in turn, to constantly wonder if their loyalty still holds. It breeds paranoia. Far better to surround yourself with principled people. Principles offer

There was once a time when prehistoric humans sat around a fire and pondered what they could possibly do with 90% of their time if ready-to-eat food just magically spawned. Today we wonder what we'll be doing when AI and robotics take all our jobs. Hopefully the answer will

How I fill out pretty much every intake form now:

Astro the baby's first international trip starts in a Tesla model Y and ends with a ride in a lucky Cybertruck. From Guangzhou, China to San Francisco, California. TeslaVision contest

I see your “add a girlfriend” and raise you an “add a baby”

October 20th is International Sloth Day. Celebrate Accordingly.

If you want to build a ship, don't teach the AI to yearn for the vast and endless sea. Instead, drum up the robots to gather wood, divide the work and give orders.  - inspired by Antoine de Saint-Exupery Let's leave the yearning to the humans.

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