You: just popping in for some bread   You 5 minutes later:

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Hey Conservatives, fixed it for you.

Rosie to my Jim Elisabeth✨

Play along at home!

Me on Christmas Day, a few baileys deep, when the Kings speech comes on

Do doctors still ask people who've had a knock on the head to name the Prime Minister?

BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨 ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE. 🥗🥗🥗

Having pretty little anxiety attacks that my PrettyLittleThing parcel is not arriving before Christmas 🫠😭✌🏼

What is it with pizza and Andrew’s?

Completely done with PrettyLittleThing and how long it takes to get a refund 🙃

I literally just want to be Eva Longoria is that too much to ask

Customer service from tuiuk is literally the most half arsed experience I’ve ever know.

My anxiety as I enrol to a new gym

I can’t bare PrettyLittleThing returns anymore.

Why are PrettyLittleThing only refunding part of my 2 orders when it was all sent back though 🫠🙃