why say “i have a passion for web development” when you could say that “it was love at first site”

Hercule Poirot had it exactly right: stay warm, ride trains, keep a mug of hot cocoa on the night stand and pick the sort of career where people regularly invite you to visit their lavish country estates

The best response you can give to your boss if they ask you something you don't know: "I don't know, but I'll figure it out"

I am being forced to watch The Bachelor against my will. Someone call The Hague!!!

I can’t think of a worse policy than forcing talented, hard working immigrants to leave the country in 60 days because they were laid off. Such a short-sighted policy.

If you're looking for a sign from the universe in order to take that next big step, here's one: You're alive. That's it. That's the sign.

People love to hate on business and self-help books, but man, I’ve gotten so much out of them the past couple of years.

"I've been typing for the last three hours! Time for a break!" *looks at phone*