quando alguém está tentando ter uma conversa comigo mas eu ainda não tive nenhum tempo sozinha o dia todo

I love drunk me so bad, she ain’t shy at all just drunk & happy😭😂

you are not leaving with that guy from the club sorry, we going home

this is exactly why i’m scared of the ocean i always thought a tuna fish was small wtf is this

*Opens Instagram* “Everything Hallelujah…”” *Closes Instagram*

The most unseen privilege in life: a supportive family.

Cults require too much ‘together’ time, and as a person who enjoys their solitude and not listening to a man speak for too long, I know I would be excommunicated within a week.

The world will not treat you better just because you are a good person..

me because I don’t like asking people for help

Grandmothers seeing women not fix their man a plate

corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 7pm on Sunday

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable 🙂‍↕️

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

pls delete any footage of damson at the met gala i can’t have this on his record

My period revealing itself after a depressive episode:

hang this in the Louvre.

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

yall I'm too young to experience two pandemics in my lifetime

I have COVID PTSD…ion find none of this shit funny.

When he tryna come back but you don’t like him nomore.