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eli marks

@elimarks_

amateur dude, professional guy | cincy | pitt ‘25

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Tim Walz (@tim_walz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Most Republicans are good people. Most Democrats are good people. The White House says outrageous things to make you hate your neighbor. Your neighbor isn’t the problem. The White House is.

Sean Doherty (@seandoherty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

truly cannot exaggerate how fucked it is to be talking about your amazing medical care while you are actively a reason millions of people might lose their health insurance

Micah Erfan (@micah_erfan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

> Republican gets elected President. > Cuts benefits for the poor. > Cuts taxes for the rich. > Starts a war over oil. It's crazy how it’s always the same thing every single time.

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Episode of curb your enthusiasm where Larry is on a plane sitting in a window seat and the middle passenger wants to close the window but Larry wants to keep it open so they argue over who has priority in the window closing hierarchy

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It seems that the Reds current approach to the 2026 season is to not allow a lot of runs (good) but to also not score that many either (bad)

Steve Mancuso (@spmancuso) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bob and Phil Castellini have run the Reds for 20 years. In that time, the Reds have not won a postseason series. Have not won a postseason game at home. Have finished 3rd, 4th or 5th in the five-team division 18 times and haven't finished 1st or 2nd for 13 years.

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I would genuinely stand next to police sirens until my ears bled if it meant I never had to hear cris collinsworth call another football game

MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 (@azpetrich) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"What if a drug addict used your tax dollars to get SNAP benefits?" The government uses my tax dollars to bomb villages, arm warlords, fund coups, and trafficks children through proxy states. If a "junkie" eats because of me, that's the most moral thing my taxes have done.

danny (@d4nnytye) 's Twitter Profile Photo

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

Michael Guy Bowman (@mguybowman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the Beatles are a band where three guys have the world’s most normal names and one guy has a name you absolutely never hear and somehow he’s not even the main guy