Volo’s Guide To Lobotomy 👁️

I had to

me, to my dietician: well, have you ever heard of Girl Dinner?

I’m about to be so snug as a bug and you literally cannot stop me

For your consideration, Legolasso

I thought Mystra would be hotter.

MY DIETICIAN PULLED AN UNO REVERSE AND ASKED IF IVE HEARD OF GIRL DINNER sdfghkklshsfafywwvsnsg

I love watching my friends succeed 💞Look at all these adoptable sticker friends from Scxrlet64 | Dessert 🍨 Dragons ‘s shop! My fave is the This Is Fine Smores dragon. I need to find the perfect place to put him

it’s midnight. you’re having a sit down shower and chuckling about the dog you invented named Salad

take a bite of an apple and tell me you don’t feel like a horse having a little treat

I asked my husband to name a woman and he said former Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

*bricks ur key* me: are u mad at me

a genderfluid drag queen named Synovial Fluid

waddup in Feyre I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.