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Elie Mystal

@elienyc

Justice Correspondent: @thenation. Alfred Knobler Fellow: @typemediacenter Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort

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3 months ago

Me [while trick or treating]: If I left you boys here, FOUR MINUTES away from our house, you'd never find your way home and die. 9yo: I don't know about [the 12yo], but I'm very cute. Somebody would take care of me.