listen i may witness the fall of America in my lifetime but at least i got to witness the rise of Taylor Swift

I haven’t received this many manic all caps text messages since Biden dropped out

AND FUCK A PAPER RING BTW!

straight girls love themselves a dumbie

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

I’m excited about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged as if they’re my own parents.

how it started how it’s going

Someone was planning to propose tonight and now they have to decide if they still want to do it on Taylor Swift Travis Kelce day.

My parasocial relationship with Taylor Swift is at an all time high right now I’m texting so many people you’d think I got engaged

AND IN THE MONTH OF AUGUST TOO?????? SHE LIVED FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL!!!

can’t wait for jack antonoff to be a bridesmaid

What a year to be a Swiftie

TS13 being her wedding album i can’t deal

If this is true, in b4 the "we built more together than..." lyric

finally, something that beats a jet2 holiday

they should use the hunger games cannon to announce SNL cast departures

again, Sling Money is goated. 🔥 seeing products that just work gets me way too excited. ran multiple transactions in under 2 minutes. this is insane!