listen to irene cara's what a feeling every morning before work to get ready for a 9 hour filing grind at the gay institute

elias' novelty tie of the thursday is this world's greatest dad dad father best father i love my dad tie! does punk'd still exist

.Gerry Keay (from outside, muffled moped honks in a vague top 40 rhythm.)

me coming home friday evening falling asleep nose first in tim's homemade lasagna 😅😭

elias' novelty tie of the thursday is this hundred percent silk circus clown necktie! it is not my job to pass judgement

baking CHOCOLATE FONDANTS to impress my HANDSOME BOYFRIEND

elias' novelty tie of the friday is this clip-on button swag swagger great balls of fire tie!

current work emotion is like that one scene in arrested development where gob tries to throw the insurance check he was supposed to mail into the sea but it keeps flying back but i'm the insurance check or maybe the sea? or maybe the wind? i like to think maybe i'm the wind

read a cool book recently that was like 90 percent chanting - i didn't really get any of it but it felt really emotionally fulfilling!

i CLOCKED OUT kiss my supple bubble butt WENCH

when i get home tim will be this little cat that's my campaign platform

elias' novelty tie of the tuesday is this blue eyeball tie. he's so good at making his employees feel seen, heart ❤

elias' novelty tie of the saturday is this custom zazzle no i am not a science experiment gone horribly wrong tie. very specific, which is what i always appreciate about the man

today mister bouchard said i had lovely bone structure!!!! he also asked if my family had a history of illness and if i'm popular with my peers but i'm focusing on the first bit

pickles chatting with himself w/ subtitles