#IntoTheSpiderVerse (2018) x.com/Jock4twenty/st…

me: i've finally conquered my fear of ghosts therapist: that's the spirit me: oh fuck where

I’m not crying you’re crying 😭 #worldsbestdad

I don’t understand arline food jokes.... cuzzzz United Airlines’s chicken curry fricken slaps

this bitch just got RKO’d

I think we should have that conversation x.com/_LeoRising_/st…

French is such a beautiful language

My pants-less sister, drunk off of two glasses of wine: “What are the symptoms of being Fergalicious?” then dropping a bad sexy split knee squat and all you could hear was her pad crinkle... Happy Holidays from our house to yours 🎁

I just drank a 12 oz Red Bull and took a nap... come at me I’m f*ckin crazy

On board Dragon will be a mosaic of graduates’ images – congratulations, class of 2020! → spacex.com/classof2020

Why we call it basil pesto if the main ingredient of pesto is basil... no one is walking around saying tomato spaghetti 👏🏼

Trump: Obama killed 3 billion people with swine flu. Joe helped him Moderator: Vice President, your response? Biden: Hello

this entire debate reminds me of the argument scene in Marriage Story

Falcon 9 launches 60 Starlink satellites to orbit, completing SpaceX's 43rd flight of a previously flown rocket booster

ThAnK u ViCe PrEsiDenT

I love listening to Christian radio on my way to the gym... best way to get some hate fuel flowing. C4 could never

Is a third vacuum too much

i never should have gone back to school