Mother— With bated breathe, our troops arrived at the gates of destiny. The Dairy Platoon was stifled as our unit was armed with lactase pills. As the last of the candlelight flickered, Lt. Moore recovered the aerial ballistic. The Frenchman, LaFleur, bent his knee. Yours. —CW

The biggest game in years and the defense has come out to play like this. It is embarrassing

bear the fuck down

THE CARDIAC BEARS STRIKE AGAIN

Mother— Victory hath been secured! The antidotes distributed to the public for lactase in the water supply proved vital in the waning moments. A civilian secured a dairy-shredding device amidst the height of battle. The knees of the enemy are bent. Good. Better. Best. —CW

Every single Bears game this season

Frame it.

Never a doubt ICEMAN (don’t look at my live tweets)

Caleb Williams, DJ Moore, and Colston Loveland all put on cheese-grater hats 😭

My boy never doubted us for a min even when I was ready to turn the shit off 😭😭😭 LARRY and it’s always and still fuck the packers I’ll take that one all day long That’s the definition of #BearDown

#Bears HC Ben Johnson: “FUCK THE PACKERS. FUCK THEM” From the official Chicago Bears account

I can’t sleep man I’ve just been up grating cheese for the last 2 hours 😭🖕🧀

do you think Maduro’s wife got the ick after he got kidnapped by seal team 6

Chris collinsworth is such a fuckin cocksucker

Hell of a season boys 🫡🥲

I don’t want to do this, but let’s check Derrick Lewis’ Draft Kings

Bih since you always right come do this parlay